I corrected it for you. ;)

I don't think it was assault. I think he was just trying to demo his Slap Chop and missed... several times. ;)

Pittsburgh Pirates Prospect Has Batsh¡t CrAzY Wife
She faked a pregnancy and then stole a baby to conceal her deception.

Ten years ago she also stole $20,000 then burnt down the place to hide her crime.

This may not be a traditional WTF item, but it seems like a reasonable place to post this.

Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide"Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one."
(work safe, but suggestive)

lol. what a wuss. I cant see a mark on her, but she beat the livin' snot outta him.

AH! So that's why you never noticed when I farted in your car. ;)

A true WTF!

That foreign devil bear is leading our NCAA bracket pool. What the hell is going on with this universe?

hehehehe... us Future folk is omnipotent. That's Potent with an Omni in front of it.

So, have you found yourself exiting a room, having survived a particularly chilling challenge, passed some portraits in need of some restoration (or not), and wondered, "Why are there hollow molds of busts sitting in those wall displays, and why is everyone else so fascinated with them?"

Well, then, you may very well be Schizophrenic.

Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Schizophrenic
And so am I