What...the...FVCK?!

First of all, what's a "row"? A fight?

Secondly, what kind of "friend" is that?????

Was his name Hector by chance? Did he have a side of faba beans?

Hector? Do you mean Hannibal Lecter?

And yes, "row" (pronounced like "ow") is a British term for a fight.

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

Yes. Where the Hector did I get that?? :eek: ;)

The British have interesting terms. I wonder where "row" came from?

Actually, "row" has been used in US English too, though it tends to mean more of a "loud disturbance" rather than a "fight" as it does in Britain. As in, "The arguing couple raised quite a row next door."

I guess the penis-chomping story wasn't WTFy enough, so they had to include this picture and caption:

According to the online dictionaries the etymology of this usage is unknown (and almost certainly unrelated to the nautical sense of row). Some suggest that it may be a formation based on "rouse."

Well yeah. And it said his best friend? They can't even be called frenemies it is so bad. Biting it is one thing, biting it off is another, but swallowing it? How did he even accomplish that? Was it whole, did he chew it up? Now I want to know what's gonna happen to this poor guy as it clearly can't be reattached a la John Wayne Bobbitt. I demand a follow-up report! But no one listens to me. :p

And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...