Boy sets new record for most snails stuck to his face. Yes. His FACE! (we really need a grossed out smiley) :eek:

They must be REALLY bored in Utah

That is a fine example one of the few record breaking feats that will never get one laid. Robert Earl Hughes and the guy with the longest fingernails laugh at this guy.

Carbon Neutral Expedition

A team of adventurous Brits came up with the bright idea to be the first to ever cross Greenland while remaining completely carbon neutral, starting with a carbon neutral solar powered sail boat.

So how'd it go? Ummm, the sailboat capsized, knocking out their solar power cells and leaving them adrift. But no worries they were rescued. By and oil tanker.

Said one of the crew, "The team are now safely and ironically aboard the oil tanker Overseas Yellowstone."
:D

Someone just listened to last week's Wait Wait didn't someone? (Just a guess on my part.)

I listened a few days ago, but something else reminded me and I was near my laptop.

I don't know if I'd categorize this as WTF or more of a "That's Messed Up!" story,

Would-be suicide jumper pushed off bridge

From the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever.

If you wanna see 20 horrible tattoos - check this out - of course, NSFW