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Capt Jack 06-04-2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pirate Bill (Post 286115)
it could escalate into an arms race between criminals and heroes.

all the more reason not to outlaw arms for the law abiding, eh?

Cadaverous Pallor 06-05-2009 08:19 AM

They did an article on this last year in....Rolling Stone, I think.

Found it.

I think most of these guys need a therapist, even if I kinda wish they turned out to be truly badass crime fighters.

Kevy Baby 06-05-2009 04:59 PM

Okay, they story itself isn't all that big of a deal (well; other than winning a gazillion dollars in the lottery), but I love the name of his NEIGHBOR.

Rancher Wins $232 Million in Lottery
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PIERRE, S.D. (June 5) - A 23-year-old rancher whose family has fallen behind in their taxes and recently had a mobile home repossessed claimed a $232.1 million Powerball jackpot on Friday, one of the largest undivided jackpots in U.S. lottery history.
Whole story.

But my favorite part of the article:
Spoiler:
Quote:

Dave Assman, who owns farmland next to the Wanless' ranch, said he's happy they won't have to worry about money again.

"They've been real short on finances for a long time," Assman said. "They are from real meager means, I guess you'd say."
Yeah, it's juvenile to laugh at that, but I needed it today.

lashbear 06-05-2009 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 286280)
Rancher Wins $232 Million in Lottery

Makes me sad, cos I imagine how happy 232 people would be to win $1 million each instead.

JWBear 06-06-2009 08:58 AM

I guess now we'll find out just how many cans of Skoal one man can buy...

Mousey Girl 06-06-2009 03:50 PM

The little boy whose father attacked him has regained sight in the injured eye. A local charity has set up a trust fund in his name.

alphabassettgrrl 06-08-2009 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear (Post 286308)
Makes me sad, cos I imagine how happy 232 people would be to win $1 million each instead.

My mom and I say the same thing!

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Originally Posted by Mousey Girl (Post 286432)
The little boy whose father attacked him has regained sight in the injured eye. A local charity has set up a trust fund in his name.

How awesome is that! Excellent news!

Alex 06-08-2009 10:10 AM

Just think how happy 232 million destitute people in India/Pakistan/Bangladesh would be to win $1 each!

Kevy Baby 06-08-2009 03:56 PM

Just imagine how happy 148,013.933725 people would be to win $1,567.42 each instead.

Gemini Cricket 06-08-2009 04:37 PM

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Horny rhino Jango has become a real art lover - after falling for a car dumped in a pond as a sculpture exhibit.
Zoo bosses put the motor in his enclosure as a way of raising awareness about pollution’s impact on animals in the wild but smitten Jango took a shine to the old banger and now treats it like a mate.
Zoo visitor David Rogers said: "He was in the pond for an hour and he kept giving the car affectionate nibbles."
Source


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