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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 286609)

Horny rhino Jango has become a real art lover - after falling for a car dumped in a pond as a sculpture exhibit.
Zoo bosses put the motor in his enclosure as a way of raising awareness about pollution’s impact on animals in the wild but smitten Jango took a shine to the old banger and now treats it like a mate.
Zoo visitor David Rogers said: "He was in the pond for an hour and he kept giving the car affectionate nibbles." Source

Talk about Auto-Eroticism !!

You must spread some mojo around... etc...

Lashbear - too funny!

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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 286660)

Sad and Bad - the worst of yahoo answers

ROFLMAO.... thanks for the link!

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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 286660)

Sad and Bad - the worst of yahoo answers

The best one is the last one! Georgia was invaded! :D

Not only can't they get married, they can't be a family either. Although with 3 kids, I'm not sure what else they would be called. I assume they don't give the discount to divorced parents who bring their kids. They can't be a family either.

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Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 286706)

It's not coming up.

Well of course: you're gay! They don't want homosexuals infecting their site.

FWIW, it opened okay for me. The whole story:

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Same-sex couple, kids denied family rate at pool
POCATELLO [ID] - A same-sex couple and their three foster children were denied a reduced admission price to a pool in eastern Idaho because the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation says the five don't fit the definition of a family.

Amber Koger and Jeri Underwood say they and their three children were recently denied the resort's advertised family admission price.

Mark Lowe, executive director for the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation, says the state doesn't recognize gay or lesbian marriage and defines a family as one male, one female and children.

He says as a state agency the foundation must follow Idaho law.

But Monica Hopkins of the American Civil Liberties Union in Boise says state code defines marriage but has no universal definition of a family.

If they don't request evidence from every group getting the family rate that the two adults are legally married and that children are genetically related to one of them, then it seems to me that they (the pool) haven't much of a defense.

If they do, do that then on with their assholery.

Clearly, Chad doesn't know what a "Brokeback Mountain" relationship entails... or does he!?!

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Chad Ochocinco from Bengals.com speaking on his relationship with QB Carson Palmer:
The Ocho said he spoke to quarterback for about "40 to 45 minutes" for the first time since the end of the season.

"I know people are trying to say we're mad at each other and all that, but we're good," he said. "We're like Brokeback Mountain. I'm going to be with Carson so much in July that I'm going to be the nanny (for his new twins).