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Kevy Baby 06-09-2009 04:38 PM

Well, Chad IS a Wide Receiver

Strangler Lewis 06-09-2009 09:19 PM

With a good end zone dance.

Ghoulish Delight 06-11-2009 09:34 AM

If your erection lasts more than 50 hours consult your cell block captain.

Quote:

Ex-con Dawud Yaduallah says he became worried after his anti-psychotic medication left him erect for 14 hours.
That seems counterproductive to the anti-psychotic goal.

Ghoulish Delight 06-11-2009 03:27 PM

Woman who missed Air France 447 flight dies in car accident.

Are we sure this isn't a promotional stunt for the new Final Destination?

Ghoulish Delight 06-12-2009 08:40 AM

Liar liar, pants on fire.

mousepod 06-12-2009 08:46 AM

I love that the writer of this story created an atypical lede just to make that joke. Bravo.

Kevy Baby 06-12-2009 10:04 AM

I was amused by this line in the article:
Quote:

Investigators said the two men tore pants down from the racks at the Front Beach Road store and set them on fire with a red lighter on Nov. 12, 2008.
Seriously: what possible difference would it make what color the lighter was?

JWBear 06-12-2009 10:29 AM

Obviously they are being persecuted by our corporate overlords for demonstrating against the evil that Walmart does to indigenous culture and our planet. Our free speech rights are being suppressed!

Free the Panama Beach 2!!!

JWBear 06-12-2009 10:30 AM

(That was, of course, totaly tongue-in-cheek.)

lashbear 06-12-2009 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 286719)
Mark Lowe, executive director for the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation, says the state doesn't recognize gay or lesbian marriage and defines a family as one male, one female and children.


He says as a state agency the foundation must follow Idaho law.

Perhaps Mark is actually trying to do them a favour. By doing this, the case gets media attention and the stupidity of the whole "you're not a family" thing gets in peoples mind. It could help folks reasses their opinion on family... maybe?


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