I don't cotton to that kind of bathroom humor. Period.

Hey! You menstruated on my lunch!


Damn, I suck at pun threads.

Also, GD, you're the first person since my first wife I've heard refer to them as corks.

A friend in need is a friend in deed.

I always thought of it as a cotton injection...

Or as the Landover Baptist Church refers to them, Satan's Little Cotton Fingers

That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.







Help! Stop me!!!!

oh, if i were only still a moderator .... well, ya know, as soon as i stopped laughing.

OK let's give up the whole pun notion. What shall we do instead? We could go Swimming, or Sailing, or Horseriding....



(if you don't get it, ask aand I'll explain... Not sure about Aussie Vs US ad content..)

It sounds like someone has herpes....

Heck, even the story itself got one in: