Lounge of Tomorrow - WTF Stories of the Week

Geesh. That granny should have asked for community help to fix her window rather than raising a stink about it to the city, in addition to the light scratches on her piano. If she was really that destitute, people would have chipped in to replace the window - even a glass company would have donated it for the publicity.

For going this route, she should have to pay it herself and be thankful she's still alive.

cirquelover

07-10-2009 09:21 AM

Man dies in vat of chocolate; http://wcbstv.com/local/chocolate.de...2.1080129.html

Pirate Bill

07-10-2009 10:12 AM

Augustus, save some room for later!

Too soon?

innerSpaceman

07-10-2009 10:58 AM

Not at all ... I thought of that as soon as I read the post, before clicking on the story.

Tref	07-10-2009 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cirquelover (Post 291288)

Man dies in vat of chocolate

The question remains, what does he know and when did he know it?

bewitched

07-11-2009 11:56 PM

Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner

Quote:

Most mammals, Cassandra explained, eat their placentas, to which I countered that most dogs eat their poop. I stopped arguing there, figuring that like many of Cassandra's hippie ideas — the compost bin, rubbing lemon on her underarms instead of deodorant — she'd give up on this in a few weeks. Even as the due date approached and she was still set on eating her placenta, I couldn't imagine that she'd remember to request it from the doctor after the most physically draining experience of her life. This is a woman who, 9 times out of 10, forgets the bag of leftovers at the restaurant.

Cadaverous Pallor

07-13-2009 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bewitched (Post 291573)

Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner

Wow. The video is funny too.

I didn't realize that afterbirth was so...solid. I thought it was more like jelly.

DreadPirateRoberts

07-13-2009 08:25 AM

I think I've posted this before, an oldie but a goodie.