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Not a news story but I'm amused by this craig's list employment ad. Someone is using words they don't quite understand.

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/ofc/1342761091.html

Corporal Administrator Associate (inland empire )

Front office and reception experience necessary. Remarkable customer service skills a an advantage

Location: inland empire
Compensation: $13.25 each hour 9-4
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Black leather "uniform" supplied?

Alex	08-26-2009 10:28 AM

I'm wondering if it is some sort of data collection scam. If you search the phrase "Corporal Administrator Associate" you'll find it has been posted to job boards all around the country.

Ghoulish Delight

08-26-2009 05:08 PM

Banana ice cream injector

Cadaverous Pallor

08-26-2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 296619)

Banana ice cream injector

Frozen, chocolate dipped bananas would be WAY more tempting if they had ice cream in the middle.

Strangler Lewis

08-26-2009 09:04 PM

If that became popular, how long before somebody did something stupid to his dick with it?

SzczerbiakManiac

08-27-2009 10:17 AM

About 27 minutes

Morrigoon

08-27-2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 295812)

She's not carrying a sign, she's driving a bus. The bus has passengers who she may not agree with, it has the name of the transportation authority on it - which she may not agree with, and it has a revolving slew of advertisements on it that help pay for her job.

Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.

So... let's say that bus had a "Yes on 8" ad... how would you feel driving that around all day?

And I'm not saying that to be snarky, I'm actually curious as to how you'd respond to being asked to do that.

Alex	08-27-2009 11:33 AM

Not that your question was directed at me, but I did mention that specific example in my response above. I'd still fire her (or whatever disciplinary action is union-istically allowed, which would probably be only deprivation of sprinkles on the contract mandated birthday cupcake).

And, if it is a municipal or other government agency operated transit system, as much as I find Yes on 8 disgusting they should post the signs if the space is purchased.

blueerica

08-27-2009 11:36 AM

It's funny, I guess I'd have to ask myself "What has the stronger pull, the money coming in or my disgust for a portion of what I do."

Also, before making a stink, I would ask if I could use another bus first.

katiesue

08-27-2009 11:49 AM

It's an ad on the bus I drive - it doesn't mean I personally belive it or endorse it. I wouldn't think of it any differently than if the ad were on the side of my business office or a billboard on the roof. And they change them fairly often, a couple of weeks/months and my bus says something different.

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