yeah, that pretty much says it

Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself

He needs to try harder if he wants to win the Darwin Award!

I'm too lazy to look them up right now, but within the last few weeks there have been 2 stories of police officers shooting themselves during gun safety training.

Since I am looking to kill a few minutes:

From May 5th (Riverdale, UT)
From May 15th (Littleton, CO)

http://www.knbc.com/entertainment/16435158/detail.html

Report: Clay Aiken Impregnates Producer, 50

Mother Of Child Reportedly Artificially Inseminated


'nuff said!

That's just creepy.

geez, if he wants a beard that bad, just grow one

Obviously, that man wasn't Clay Aiken--his closet is too full.

Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car

That headline should have read, "Woman Calls Fire Department To Dislodge Her Head From Her Ass"