"Keep fvcking that chicken" (language NSFW)

Wow, what an unfortunate choice of words, topped off by even more awkwardness. The funniest thing to me is the look on the co-anchor's face -- eyes big as saucers.

Assuming the "chicken fücking" comment was not intentional, what was he trying to say?

No idea at all. He's had trouble with the station's URL in the past.

I thought he meant to say plucking. But leering at his co-worker in her workout apparel while on camera, um, I dunno what he was thinking there.

And for those who want to watch more than the closing credits on the clip that Alex linked to, click here.

Jon Stewart brings it home. (starting at the 0:59 mark)

Here's a real WTFer - Ticketmaster enacting policies that might help the consumer!
Trent Reznor-approved.

Yeah, I'm a bit worried about this one. Of course we have Miley Cyrus tickets for her upcoming concert here in DC. However the credit card I used to purchase the tickets was recently replaced due to a fraud alert. So now I don't have the card used to purchase the tickets. I'm not sure how that's going to work. I guess I'll have to call Ticketmaster.

Yeah, I suppose there has to be some sort of provision for cards you no longer have, since concert tickets in particular are purchased far in advance.

I kinda like this idea though. But why not limit the resale value to a tiny profit rather than a 100% profit? It may discourage most scalpers and ticket brokers not to get at 150,000% profit, but tickets should plain and simply not be purchased for the purpose of re-sale. If legitimate circumstances call for such a thing, the seller should be entitled only to a profit for time and effort of original acquisition and resale.

Still, it's a step in the right direction that I heartily applaud.