Motorboat Cruiser |
06-28-2005 07:03 PM |
I found this online. It is a translation of the speech.
Quote:
"My fellow Americans:
"My handlers tell me that there are growing rumbles of discontent concerning our handling of Iraq. Well, I've listened to them, and thought long and hard about this, and what I've decided to tell you tonight is: get stuffed."
"You think it's easy being President? Well it isn't. Why don't you people get that? I'm the President, and you're not, and that's because I was up for the hardship and tedium of the campaign, and had the right connections, and you weren't and didn't. If you don't like it, you can run in a couple of years. Raise yourselves a $250 milion war chest, and knock yourselves out.
"Now, about Iraq. We're there for the long haul. If I were to speak honestly, I'd probably say I don't see any way out of this mess any time in the next ten years, but why should I tell you that? Some of you'd just get all upset, and I'd probably end up having to do more speeches like this one to smooth things out, and I think it's pretty clear how much hate doing these more than a couple times a year. Look, when it comes right down to it, most people, Iraqi civilians, Americans and terrorists alike, are pretty much abstractions to me. You all baffle me, you really do. You seem to do stuff all the time that goes against what I believe to be correct, and I find that unnerving and vaguely threatening.
"Now, the fact is, locked up somewhere in my mind is a clear idea why we're spending so much time and energy, so many military and civilian lives, in Iraq. I'd like to tell you what it is, I really would. Unfortunately, I just don't think I could explain it in any way that wouldn't have you thinking that I'd made some sort of mistake here, and I know for sure I haven't really made any mistakes. So, I'm sorry, but you leave me no choice but to mouth the same platitudes I've mouthed a dozen times before.
"Another thing: I firmly believe, and have all my life, that admitting any sort of error, or changing one's mind after it has been set, is a fatal weakness. I am here to tell you tonight that no matter how hard you try, you are never going to get me to show that kind of weakness. So, I remind you again, if that's the sort of thing you were expecting to hear, get stuffed.
"To sum up: everything is fine, no mistakes have been made by anyone, we're changing nothing, and you can watch whatever it is you people watch on TV tonight without worrying that you're going to get blown out of your seat by by the impact of a crashing hijacked airliner, at least not in the next few days. Sure, a large number of people in a distant, rather unpleasant place are likely to meet their ends over the next months and years, but, as I've already explained, most of them are abstractions and we are not.
"OK, I'll admit to having a vague feeling that my general lack of knowledge of the world outside the US may have led me to make decisions that may have had an overall adverse effect, but if you think I'd ever admit to that, you're out of your freakin' minds.
"We're staying in Iraq and thats that. Might be forever, the way things are going, but I'll be out of office soon, set up for life and it'll be up to Jeb or whover else succeeds me to figure out what to do.
"Thank you and good night."
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