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Kevy Baby 06-30-2008 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 221776)
I heard this the other day on the radio. It's more fun to hear him say it, but I'm amazed that he memorized the whole dang thing for his show.
His delivery on this piece is great!

flippyshark 06-30-2008 01:27 PM
Here it is. You can also hear him read this piece on the audiobook version of "When Is Jesus Bringing The Pork Chops," which I highly recommend. It has a number of chapters about "euphemisms," and is practically an encyclopedia of unfortunate modern language usage.

Cadaverous Pallor 06-30-2008 03:34 PM
I hadn't mentioned that while waiting in line for Ep. 1 tix, I wandered to a bookstore and picked up Braindroppings. I keep meaning to mine that book for quotes. It kept me entertained so I didn't have to talk to the guy dressed as Obi-Wan ALL day. :D

Kevy Baby 06-30-2008 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor (Post 221858)
I hadn't mentioned that while waiting in line for Ep. 1 tix...
My condolences on having waited in line all day for those tix (assuming you mean SW Ep. 1).

Gemini Cricket 07-01-2008 11:20 PM
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Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it were an actual event! I don't give a sh!t! If I cared about Mickey Mouse's birthday I would have memorized it years ago! And I'd send him a card, 'Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday, Love George'. I don't do that, why, don't give a sh!t! F*ck Mickey Mouse! F*ck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten in the bathroom of some bad building in a poor neighborhood, with his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse- no wonder no one takes our country seriously, we waste valuable news time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent!
:D

Cadaverous Pallor 07-02-2008 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 221887)
My condolences on having waited in line all day for those tix (assuming you mean SW Ep. 1).
Eh, it was an experience. I kinda liked Ep 1 for certain reasons anyway. [/derail]


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