Do the Right Thing:

AFRICAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.

ITALIAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.

2008 AUDIENCE OF ANY RACE:
We're glad no one dresses like that any more.


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The Star Wars Trilogy in 3 lines:

A New Hope:

DARTH VADER:
I am a one big, bad, mutha fukka!

Empire Strikes Back:

DARTH VADER:
You got pwned! I'm your father, Luke!

Return of the Jedi:

DARTH VADER:
Okay, fine, I'm white like you. For the funeral, just put the mask back on, okay? Golly!

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Ratatouille:

REMY:
I don't want to be just a filthy rat. I want to be a chef!

GUSTEAU:
I am a psychotic hallucination you're having, Remy, of a man who knocked up his girl and didn't even know it. But I say, anyone, even a filthy germ riddled rat, can cook!

ANTON EGO:
Yes, anyone can cook. Even a rat. But no sane French person will buy that, so after your restaurant closes, I shall make money off of you as an investor and still no one will know you exist.

Nearly identical plots.
 

Pride and Prejudice

Darcy: I hate you first, but then I love you.

Elizabeth: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic house? I love you.

Darcy: Just remember who said it first.


The Cutting Edge

Doug: I hate you AND I hate ice skating. (Read as: I love you AND I love ice skating.)

Kate: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic penis? I love you.

Doug: Just remember who said it first.

STAR WARS

Leia:
He's your father.

Darth Vader:
She's your sister.

Luke:
Incest - a game the whole family can play.

I love reading everyone's three-line movies!

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 3 Lines:

Fellowship of the Ring:

FRODO:
C'mon, Sam! We need to destroy the ring in the fires of Mordor.

The Two Towers:

FRODO:
Whew! This is a long walk, Sam.

Return of the King:

SAM:
If these goddamned eagles can fly us back home, couldn't they have flown us to Mordor in the first place?!

THE INDIANA JONES SERIES

Father Figure:
Indiana, you need to find the mystical object in the architectural ruin.

Indiana:
But I need to take a plane trip to find the ancient map written in hiero-petro-ana-glyphs.

Romantic Interest:
Indiiiiiiiiiii...forget the map, the swarming creatures are attacking!

They all rock, but GC's LOTR trilogy wins, hands down!:snap:

Throw in a little illegal irrigation and it also goes for Chinatown!

The Matrix

Neo:
Life seems weird. What's the truth?

Trinity, Morpheus and the Oracle in chorus:
The truth is that you're a god in a world where nothing is real.

Neo:
Whoa.

I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.