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Ghoulish Delight 06-04-2008 10:17 AM

We had to call AAA once when my friend, in such a hurry to get out of his car to make fun of me for leaving my lights on, locked his keys in his car. With the engine running. And the car in gear (emergency brake on).

When the locksmith arrived, we asked him if it was the dumbest call he'd ever been on. He decided that the lady who locked her keys in the car with the window rolled down got that prize.

JWBear 06-04-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 215225)
Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car

That headline should have read, "Woman Calls Fire Department To Dislodge Her Head From Her Ass"

$100 says she's blonde.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 06-07-2008 09:14 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080607/...kydiving_death

And there were lots of pictures...

CoasterMatt 06-07-2008 10:09 PM

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080606/D914RJPO0.html

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

Quote:

LEBANON, Pa. (AP) - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Tref 06-07-2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 216025)

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

WTF

Mousey Girl 06-08-2008 02:52 AM

ummm...immersed himself in the holding tank??? ewwwww!!!

Kevy Baby 06-11-2008 04:56 PM

What a headache: Man survives nail in skull
Retiree ‘still good friends' with man who accidentally shot him with nail gun

Quote:

A Kansas retiree still suffers from some minor headaches but otherwise is fine after a friend accidentally fired a 2 1/2-inch nail into his head during a home fix-it job on Friday.
Whole story.

I've seen stories like this before, but it is still weird.



X-Ray image spoilered for the squeamish
Spoiler:


Kevy Baby 06-11-2008 05:22 PM

Sex-in-church couple repent — and are forgiven
Italians caught in confessional box during Mass make peace with bishop

Quote:

ROME - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.
Whole story.

Chernabog 06-11-2008 05:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wYXXv2uoY WTF?

Kevy Baby 06-11-2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chernabog (Post 216883)

And people find this funny? I am speechless.


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