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Snowflake 09-24-2009 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner (Post 300146)
Christ. No Disney, No In-and-out, No Sees and now I find out not a damn strip club for miles. Why in the hell do I live here?

Ahem, I have been known to send boxes of Sees to NJ PA & VA and will be happy to do the same to MD (except in summer months).

Just ask. I'm am elevator ride down and less than 2 minute walk from a Sees Candy shop.

Seriously, be happy to do it. Yes, I know you can order online, but the hand picking is nicer and fresher.

Moonliner 09-24-2009 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowflake (Post 300159)
Ahem, I have been known to send boxes of Sees to NJ PA & VA and will be happy to do the same to MD (except in summer months).

Just ask. I'm am elevator ride down and less than 2 minute walk from a Sees Candy shop.

Seriously, be happy to do it. Yes, I know you can order online, but the hand picking is nicer and fresher.

If you can get those delivered by an exotic dancer wearing mouse ears I'll be in business! :D

Ghoulish Delight 09-24-2009 04:47 PM

Here's your money back, and if it's any consolation we knew full well we were selling you and 20,000 other people a ticket to an awful experience that we by no means had the facilities to accomodate!

innerSpaceman 09-24-2009 05:14 PM

Pfft, sports fans get what they deserve.

Cadaverous Pallor 09-24-2009 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 300172)
Pfft, sports fans get what they deserve.

Hilarious. :rolleyes:

This sort of thing smells illegal. Not enough bathrooms? Inability to see the event/venue itself? Bait and switch, health code violations, possibly a fire hazard...

blueerica 09-24-2009 09:11 PM

Hmm, and here I thought the Oregon coach sending a personal check to the fan that followed the team to Boise State only to see them lose (and subsequently lose a player) was the refund story of the 'football' season.

But, this is amazing.

Kevy Baby 09-24-2009 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles (Post 300100)

Damnit... Hoag promised me confidentiality!

Alex 09-24-2009 09:47 PM

If he gets to count people who can't actually see the game in person towards the attendance record I hope he included me in that number since I also only watched it on TV.

Ghoulish Delight 09-29-2009 02:52 PM

The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

Moonliner 09-29-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 300745)
The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

And.... Wait for it..... She's only $95.00

Buy one now. It's sure to be a collectors item once they yank it of the shelves next week.


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