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DreadPirateRoberts 09-29-2009 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner (Post 300749)
And.... Wait for it..... She's only $95.00

Buy one now. It's sure to be a collectors item once they yank it of the shelves next week.

then she truly will be homeless.

Strangler Lewis 09-29-2009 03:25 PM

She's a bargain, because you don't have to spring for grooming supplies or get her hair done--for more than I pay for a haircut--at the salon at the American Girl stores. Also, you probably won't be taking her to tea at the American Girl Cafe because she won't be allowed in.

bewitched 09-29-2009 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 300745)
The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

Yes, because I want my nine year old daughter to play "I'm homeless" with her dolls and imagine all of the fun and frivolity that entails.

Not Afraid 09-29-2009 07:26 PM

I feel like I've missed out because I never played Homeless Barbie role playing when I was little.

bewitched 09-29-2009 07:42 PM

I think I will tell Olivia to take the boxes she uses as "homes" for her Barbies and have them be actual boxes that the Barbies sleep in...and then pretend the coffee table is a rundown bridge....

Strangler Lewis 09-30-2009 06:38 AM

Barbies? Plural? I know a fake little homeless girl who'd be happy with just one Barbie.

Moonliner 09-30-2009 01:32 PM

Here is a way to sneak a bomb into just about any secure location. Airports, federal buildings, sporting events, etc..

It was used recently in an attempt to assassinate a Saudi Prince (in charge of counterterrorism)

It pretty much makes a mockery of all our security measures here in the US.

You'd think it would make headline news, but this is the first I've heard of it.

I wonder why that is.

Oh yeah, I remember, it upsets the sheeple to be told what a waste of time bag checks and metal detectors are.

mousepod 09-30-2009 01:40 PM

The report uses the term "keistered". I have learned a new word. I am laughing.

Moonliner 09-30-2009 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mousepod (Post 300891)
The report uses the term "keistered". I have learned a new word. I am laughing.

Oh sure, it's funny now. But just wait until an entire plane goes down because the guy in 12c farted.

Alex 09-30-2009 02:06 PM

Seems like a bit too much effort for minimal gain. If it will pass through an airport metal detector in your ass it will pass through an airport metal detector in your pants pocket.

I think this suidice bomber's handler was playing a practical joke on him. "No, really, it has to be up your butt! <snicker>"


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