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They're going to have problems with their 6th edict "Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil."

The logic?!? Oh I love it when Christians try to use Logic to prove the Bible. Grab some popcorn folks, this is gonna be better than Cirque du Soleil, what with all the leaping and stretching they're gonna be doing!

Morrigoon

10-05-2009 04:11 PM

At least the LOLcat bible tries to stay true to the intention if the source.

JWBear

10-05-2009 04:21 PM

Think about it... if they remove everything from the NT that could be construed as "liberal", the remaining text would end up fitting on a single sheet of lined note paper - double spaced.

bewitched

10-05-2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

the ensuing debate would flesh out -- and stop -- the infiltration of churches by liberals pretending to be Christian, much as a vote by legislators exposes the liberals

Batsh!t Crazy. Seriously.

Ghoulish Delight

10-05-2009 04:56 PM

They've already admitted to believing in the bible, so I can't really see any further leaps of illogic as standout.

CoasterMatt

10-05-2009 07:52 PM

Get paid for your sperm donation FIRST...

Quote:

LOS ANGELES — An Arizona man faces criminal charges for allegedly posing as a fertility doctor so he could sexually molest men while pretending to give them physical examinations, MyFOXLa.com has reported.

Whole story here.

JWBear

10-07-2009 03:13 PM

"One Nation Under God"

Link

I am unable to roll my eyes to the extent this requires, as I'm afraid I'd sustain a frightful injury.

That is one smokin' hot Jesus, however.

mousepod

10-07-2009 03:21 PM

Here's the corrected version.

Ghoulish Delight

10-07-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mousepod (Post 301846)

Here's the corrected version.

Hah! Hah! and Hah!!!

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