I loved the whole "Halloween candy is evil becuase witches cast spells over it" thing.

Darn, the article is gone.

"We're sorry, the page you have requested cannot be found."

probably because they got so many "you cannot be serious with this weak crap" replys

That's why you have to love Googles Cache Function :evil: :D :snap:

Zomg! That list of "secret activities" could be right out of any of my reference books on the "witch trials."

Hey, I'm totally rolling in the dough from the secret contracts that Hersheys and Reeses offered me to go chant over chocolate at their plants. I have personally been involved in making "Satan's Kisses" and "Demon Semen Cups". ;)

While I laughed at reading the article, I was also saddened, because I know too many people will believe this sensational irrational dreck. :rolleyes:

Tee hee hee, no wonder I like them so much! :evil: