No good can come of that.

Wasn't Michaelangelo around long before people realized exactly how important the brain was? Much more credence was given to other internal organs for the longest time...

The first Greek to put forward the idea that the brain was the center of consciousness (as opposed to the heart) was in the 5th centruy BCE. It was controversial but the Greeks and Romans eventually pretty much settled on brain over heart.

I don't recall how much the Medieval period lost that knowledge but I imagine any intellectual familiar with classical thought and philosophy was aware of it.

McNuggetini

(We really need a barfing smiley.)

Calling that a martini is like calling a McNugget chicken.

4 years old and drinking! One really should wait until they're six.

You can use the one I stole:

This is another one that comes in handy:

What a criminal waste of good vodka.

If it were a chocolate shake with vodka, with a couple fries for garnish, I'd totally go for that (no BBQ sauce though). For some reason, McD's fries taste really yummy dipped in their chocolate shakes. It's beyond wrong, but tastes so right.