There pretty much has to be nuclear testing going on in my neighborhood for me to even think about wearing a pair of sunglasses. I don't like the way they pinch my head, and I don't think it's a good look for most people on most days.

I generally lose the cloth pouch on my way out of the sunglasses store.

And if I'm outside while the sun is up I'm probably wearing sunglasses. I would prefer not to but my eyes seems to be above-normal in terms of light sensitivity and otherwise I end up walking around with my eyes mostly closed.

In the description tab, I totally read this:

as this:

I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's amazing what they can with raisins these days.

Well, you DID cook them with blacklight.

It's been lifelong (I know you're kidding). We once had a neighbor that thought I was blind for a short while because whenever she saw me walking down the street it looked like my eyes were closed.

"It shined like a disco ball"
 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_421751.html

personal body decorations taken to a new level...:eek:

I think my IQ lowered a few points from clicking on that link. Bad JLH.

Will she be using "my pink button" too? I'm at work and I don't want to search for the link from here but feel free. (it's pink dye for your snooch)


Snooch - it's snatch and cooch together as Snooch.