Maybe he made a big mistake trying an ancient recipe for stuffed zucchini?

"Ohhhh, I see what happened. It's 'jam a sword in your heart', not 'jam a zucchini in your butt'. Oops."

What...

How...

Why...


:sigh:

Let this be a lesson to anyone that still buys into that "Vegetables are good for you" propaganda.

It's true! They always cause trouble in the end. :p :rolleyes:

<wince>

[Maxwell Smart voice] "Oh, the old banana in the tailpipe trick!"[/Maxwell Smart voice]

Suicide, huh? That's the best excuse for shoving fruit up your ass I've ever heard.



"Dad, how could you?"


"Uh, I was despondent?"

Zucchini Suicide sounds like an opening band for Green Day or something...

Maybe THAT'S what I should name my jewelry website!