Never underestimate the gravitational force of the moon (link is sfw, video contains a moment of heavily British accented NSFW language).

That sounds painful.

Someone must have mooned the author in the middle of typing that word.

And they fixed it (I was looking up the site for someone else)


In reading the story, my friend pointed out the horrible writing in the opening sentence (or the sub-head; whichever it is):

It's just missing one word. "...an drivers are told to blank out..."

An acid trip went TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG... :eek:

Should anything less be expected from a town called "Mad River"?

ROFLMAO!!! Awesome. :snap:

its probably just as well that he cant breed.

Based on the site design I strongly suspected it was either a parody site or some kind of local batboy-style tabloid. But there's a similar story at the area's legitimate newspaper as well.