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Kevy Baby 07-10-2008 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 224208)
Everyone has a right to be treated equally by the law.
Except the Methodists. F*** them!

Capt Jack 07-10-2008 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 224198)
Well, I had McDonalds for lunch and I feel like ralphing!
:D
shoulda stuck with loving their stance, but hating their food.

*shudders at the thought of gagging down a Pig Mac*

JWBear 07-10-2008 05:20 PM
Woman tries to kill mice, shoots self

Quote:
The bullet went through the woman's right kneecap, then hit keys hanging on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer, officials said. The bullet glanced off the keys and tore a hole in the man's pants.

The bullet grazed the man's groin before stopping in his coin pocket, where it was recovered for evidence, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Capt Jack 07-10-2008 08:46 PM
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a .44 mag? no way. .44 is not going to 'glance' off someones keys.
engine block? maybe.
concrete wall? maybe.

keys? uh...no.

Ghoulish Delight 07-10-2008 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 224247)
a .44 mag? no way. .44 is not going to 'glance' off someones keys.
engine block? maybe.
concrete wall? maybe.

keys? uh...no.
Note - it went through a kneecap first. Might have slowed it down some.

Capt Jack 07-10-2008 09:00 PM
44 will go straight through most armored vests. its not going to notice a kneecap very much

Kevy Baby 07-11-2008 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 224249)
44 will go straight through most armored vests. its not going to notice a kneecap very much
Maybe he had a carbon fiber kneecap?

JWBear 07-11-2008 10:13 AM
Or he was bionic!

CoasterMatt 07-14-2008 03:34 PM
Man Self Decapitates!

Full story here.

Chainsaws shouldn't be used as beard trimmers.

Capt Jack 07-14-2008 03:55 PM
perhaps its just my suspicious nature, but my first thought.........he knew that once the place was leveled, "something" would be discovered...and linked to him? perhaps even something pertaining to said chainsaw? hmmmmmmm


oh, and personally, if Im gonna off myself......a chainsaw, while dramatic and all that rot, isnt really a method on my preferred list.


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