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A call about a bomb turned into a crapshoot for the Lorain County Bomb Squad.

Officers found a fizzing homemade bomb planted in a portable toilet near a construction site at Turtle Bay and decided the safest way to detonate it was to shoot at it.

After five shots with a .22 caliber rifle, the bomb exploded, spraying the contents of the toilet everywhere. One of the bomb squad members was covered in feces, according to the police report.

Gemini Cricket

05-26-2010 07:48 PM

WTF?!
Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day

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Taking a deep drag on his cigarette while resting on the steering wheel of his truck, he looks like a parody of a middle-aged lorry driver.
But the image covers up a much more disturbing truth: At just the tender age of two, Ardi Rizal's health has been so ruined by his 40-a-day habit that he now struggles to move by himself.
The four-stone Indonesia toddler is certainly far too unfit to run around with other children - and his condition is set to rapidly deteriorate.

JWBear

05-26-2010 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 324341)

WTF?!
Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day

56 pounds at 2? Isn't that way too heavy?

blueerica

05-27-2010 07:13 AM

OMG!!

Betty

05-27-2010 08:02 AM

If they don't indulge him he throws a temper tantrum? What 2 year old doesn't? But WTF? I'm sorry but this is one case where the child should be removed from the home. It's the start down a bad bad road. What will he want next? And just wait until he's a teenager!

Tref	05-27-2010 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 323866)

Score One For The Bull!! - WARNING - Link Contains REALLY Awesome, Terribly Graphic Pictures (and video)

As they say in The Big Lebowski, "... and sometimes the b'ar eats you!"

Well, to follow up, I guess he will live to bullfight another time, but his days as a spokesman for Gleem toothpaste are over.

Moonliner

05-27-2010 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 324358)

56 pounds at 2? Isn't that way too heavy?

Definitely! They need to start that kid on coke asap so he'll lose some weight.

Kevy Baby

05-27-2010 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 324375)

And just wait until he's a teenager!

Well, I figure at the rate he's going, he will have OD'd a couple of times and hit rock bottom, gone through rehab and straightened out his life by the time he is 8. The teen years should be a comparative breeze.

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