Yeah but you have to give up that atheism stuff

And all the alter boys you can, er... handle.

For $1.3 million, I can learn to lie convincingly.

Altar boys.

Alter boys: they don't do that anymore, no matter how pretty they sing.

When people write "alter boys" all I can think is "alter kaker."

Precisely why I'm wary of sitting on your couch in the first place, especially knowing what those worms turn into. :p

Ken's a smart man to make sure the worms for our gecko are in a chew-proof container and also stored away from my view at all times. ;)

Yeah, yeah; I know. It was just a typo (I actually do no the wright speling).LOL

Just shoot me now. Please.

Well, there's always hope that this time around they'll produce something entertaining, unlike the first time around.

In general I care about the NBA like BTD cares about clowns so this whole LeBron thing is just background noise to me but I did see the letter the owner of his former team sent out.

A few pithy quotes from the letter:

"deserted" "narcissistic" "cowardly betrayal" "shocking act of disloyalty" "heartless and callous"

Sounds to me like the bitter ravings of an owner who just saw his teams value plummet.