A Wall. I suppose I could lure them into running themselves into it...

VAM ! :snap:

Susan says she has a pizza box. Maybe she can feed them (but there are only three pieces of pizza, so she may not last long).

itunes gift card, happy birthday letter from Madz, mothers day picture from Madz, high school registration schedule.

A pillow. Do zombies breath so I can smother them?

Stoat says he has a DVD of "Australia" with Nicole Kidman. That should bore them to death.

Dunno, is it covered in sweetmeats?

oddly enough, the object on my left....is a zombie calendar.

MMm.. I missed this the first time around?

Scissors or a Swingline stapler.

those could work. if they'd said to the right, I have numerous, more effective selections. although I suppose I could always push my cubie mate into their path. theyre not what I could call a weapon, but they would/might slow them enough to allow for my escape.

Knowing you, not odd at all.