George Carlin had the famous "one eyed wonder worm".

don't think for a moment that YOU PEOPLE are gonna drag me down into your pecker thread.

There's Martin Lawrence's infamous "pilly packer".

C o c k.

What a great word. Something about that "k" sound is so satisfying. Much like in the word f u c k. And you get it twice with c o c k! Dick is another good one for the same reason but since you can say that anytime, it takes the fun out of it.

Interesting how the k sound makes an appearance in the most taboo word for vagina, but just at the beginning.

Rod and shaft are next on the list. Auxillary terms. Nice to change things up.

The rest make me giggle (while the former make me...)

Walt's little friend.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your ****.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't
come
back.

thank you very much.

Why "John Thomas", anyway? And why "Johnson"? Perhaps the full name is John Thomas Johnson?

John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.

As in the cake shop on Melrose called Sweet Lady Jane's?

Ew, I think.

oooh. i loved that movie.