Favorite C o c k Name

€uroMeinke · 10-11-2005, 09:28 PM

I'm amused at how many euphamisms my daily deluge of spam comes up with for my manhood/pecker/dick/trouser snake/etc.

So what are your favorite names for masculine genetalia?

I confess I'm fond of the silliness of a "Willy" and the arcane "Man Root" but surely you've heard better - share them here.

Isaac · 10-11-2005, 09:41 PM

'zapppop'

Prudence · 10-11-2005, 09:48 PM

Some of my favorites can be heard in this tune I have probably posted a dozen times already: Firing the surgeon general -- Listen to the mp3!

wendybeth · 10-11-2005, 09:57 PM

'John Thomas'

"Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with
you...

Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes... Harry...

Mr Blackitt: And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I
could ensure that when I came off... you would not be
impregnated.

Mrs Blackitt: Ooh!

Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's
why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for
anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right
to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his
protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have
realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four
hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear
whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't
stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers
if I want.

Mrs Blackitt: You what?"

Isaac · 10-11-2005, 10:09 PM

pacemaker
balogna pony
wooden ladle
M-357
bong
shalalee
tuna bait
Hitler

Not Afraid · 10-11-2005, 10:11 PM

Well, this is fun!

So is this!

And not work safe but fairly complete. (When the word Penis is in the URL twice, you know it is not work safe)

I don't know what my favorite euphamism is. I like wang, giggle over woody, feel uncomfortable with penis, use the "C" work more than I should, can't use John Thomas without his Lady Jane, LOVE the word phallis, but, basically, I coulk make just about anything into gutterspeak.

€uroMeinke · 10-11-2005, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Well, this is fun!

OMG I'm bookmarking the Eupahmism Generator -
understanding the perpetual husky?

Not Afraid · 10-11-2005, 10:22 PM

patronizing the pink pickle!

Olympicnut · 10-11-2005, 10:25 PM

I like to call mine, Tim.

Not Afraid · 10-11-2005, 10:25 PM

Where the wanker is Kevy?

Comming up next week, as we enter the 4th grade, is potty humor.

10-11-2005, 09:28 PM	#1
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Favorite C o c k Name I'm amused at how many euphamisms my daily deluge of spam comes up with for my manhood/pecker/dick/trouser snake/etc. So what are your favorite names for masculine genetalia? I confess I'm fond of the silliness of a "Willy" and the arcane "Man Root" but surely you've heard better - share them here. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	'zapppop' __________________
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Some of my favorites can be heard in this tune I have probably posted a dozen times already: Firing the surgeon general -- Listen to the mp3! __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-11-2005, 09:57 PM	#4
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	'John Thomas' "Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you... Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes... Harry... Mr Blackitt: And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I could ensure that when I came off... you would not be impregnated. Mrs Blackitt: Ooh! Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. Mrs Blackitt: You what?" __________________
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10-11-2005, 10:09 PM	#5
Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	in no particular order pacemaker balogna pony wooden ladle M-357 bong shalalee tuna bait Hitler __________________
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Well, this is fun! So is this! And not work safe but fairly complete. (When the word Penis is in the URL twice, you know it is not work safe) I don't know what my favorite euphamism is. I like wang, giggle over woody, feel uncomfortable with penis, use the "C" work more than I should, can't use John Thomas without his Lady Jane, LOVE the word phallis, but, basically, I coulk make just about anything into gutterspeak.
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10-11-2005, 10:22 PM	#8
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	patronizing the pink pickle!
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Olympicnut Swank O-nut in Drag Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Porn Capitol USA (San Fernando Valley, CA) Posts: 33	I like to call mine, Tim.
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