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Alex 01-13-2011 11:25 AM
On no trip there have the zebras ever been visible for my enjoyment.

So **** 'em says I.

Ghoulish Delight 01-13-2011 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Alex (Post 339983)
On no trip there have the zebras ever been visible for my enjoyment.
Makes it barely worth bringing the gun along.

Moonliner 01-13-2011 12:34 PM
So what's your sign?

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Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.
Gemini? I don't want to be no stinking Gemini. F that. I'm sticking with my Chinese equivalent: Tiger.

Morrigoon 01-13-2011 12:56 PM
Yeah um... I'm pretty much the DEFINITION of an Aquarius, and my husband an Aries, so I don't see us taking on Capricorn and Pisces identities any time soon.

Not that it matters, since it's all crap :) Interesting though!

Betty 01-13-2011 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 339976)
Sure, and raccoons are basically masked cats.
Psh. Horses and zebras are a lot closer than that. Haven't you heard of a zorse?*

I've never heard of a ... um... cacoon?

*( okay - I hadn't - but I did look up a little on zebras and horses and found that although they are similar, zebras are very wild and difficult to train. Zorses a little bit easier but only if you start within days of their birth. Themoreyouknow!)

Alex 01-13-2011 03:12 PM
Oddly, I think a Hebra is the mating of a circumcised horse with a female zebra.

Kevy Baby 01-13-2011 04:38 PM
I'd hate to be the Mohel for that job



Though the tips would be HUGE

Betty 01-13-2011 04:58 PM
They also have Zonkeys.

Morrigoon 01-13-2011 05:17 PM
I thought those were called Zedonks?

lashbear 01-16-2011 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 340028)
They also have Zonkeys.
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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 340029)
I thought those were called Zedonks?
No. They're called Tourist Traps.

BTW: the zodiac change thing doesn't affect me - I'm still a Sagittarian. Half man, half horse.


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