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Originally Posted by lashbear (Post 340131)

BTW: the zodiac change thing doesn't affect me - I'm still a Sagittarian. Half man, half horse.

With the size of your sphincter, you will always be half horse

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 340141)

With the size of your sphincter, you will always be half horse

Oh, Wiiiilbuuuur !

Abortion doctor performing illegal late-term abortions in filthy conditions with untrained staff charged with murdering live-born children by stabbing them. WTF!

Not as much of a WTF, but the story amused me.

House Votes to Stop Printing Bills -- After Printing Hundreds of Copies of That Bill

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The House of Representatives on Tuesday unanimously approved a bill to stop the mandatory printing of congressional documents -- unfortunately for the sponsor, the government had to print another 1,000 pages in order for the House to consider the proposal.

In yet another example of how unintentionally amusing Washington can be, the Government Printing Office was required to provide Congress with 325 copies of the three-page bill, according to the office of author Rep. Chris Lee, R-N.Y. The GPO typically prints between 325 and 475 copies of any bill or resolution, and this one was no exception.

Lee spokesman Matthew Harakal acknowledged the frustration in having to print more copies in order to stop the printing of more copies. But he said if all goes well, the practice should soon draw to a close. The bill would order the GPO to stop the excessive printing and instead provide digital copies to Congress via the Internet.

The whole story

Major UConn donor demands return of $3 million

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Robert G. Burton wants UConn to give him his $3 million back.

Burton gave the money to the University of Connecticut to build the Burton Family Football Complex in Storrs. Now, citing disagreements with the school's athletic director and a desire to be consulted about the new football coach, he wants that donation returned and his family's name taken off the facility altogether.

The whole story.

I know about Mr. Burton as he runs Cenveo, the fifth largest printing company in the country (at about $2.1 billion). He has a similar take-no-prisoners reputation in the industry as well (as well as a reputation for being a bit of a jerk).

Judith Scheindlin would sort him right out...

[Judge Judy Voice] "You're not getting it back, Mr. Burton" [/Judge Judy Voice]

More of a WTF ITEM of the week.

Do they really think wine drinkers would use this thing?!? A Wine Yoke

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 340653)

Addicting To Eating Couch Cushions

Thank you. This helps me understand George "The Animal" Steele's turnbuckle addiction.