Flying bear kills two Canadians in freak accident

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poor bear. :(

I think I hear a Myth Busters episode in the making...but then, I think they already did one with a moose...or was it a deer?

in any case, what a sh!tty way to go

The myth: What happens if you toss a 440lb bear at a car windshield?

Yeah, I don't think we need Adam and Jamie for this one.

It's Busted. (Referring to the windshield)

I read this the first time as a flying beer - and thought - wow! it must have been flying really fast to kill 'em.

I am so glad I am not the only one who read beer! I was thinking about the parties my uncle would throw up there, yeah a lot of beer flew around!

Not entirely unheard of in Canada ;)

Someone committed suicide by jumping off the top of a building on Pine and 1st at 12:20 this afternoon. If you don't know the area, Pine is a street full of restaurants with outdoor seating. It was a beautiful day. I really can't fathom having that sort of lunchtime entertainment.

Fortunately, I got there at 2 and, while streets were still blocked off, the body was gone.

I an NOT volunteering.

It's a good thing you're not that big of a bear then, huh ;)