Reports out today say Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband of 72-days.

Dammit! I had 5 months in the office pool. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic.

I'm surprised that she made it that long. Although, she had a marriage more days than Stitch's Supersonic Celebration was on the Magic Kingdom's entertainment guide.

Rewrite! What if the Kim Kardashian - Kris Humphries marriage is real but the divorce angle is faux?

Because other peoples’ happiness is capital b-o-r-i-n-g boring! to watch, the Kardashians stage a separation but the divorce is called off at the last minute. Television magic.

Tell me where my logic is faulty.

Simple. If this is a ploy, and they are manipulating the press/public and they don't get a divorce anytime soon I still lose the pool.

Well, at least I now know I can stop beating myself up. Because I thought she was married to Reggie Bush, and I kind of hated myself for knowing that.

:( There's been a fire at the Magic Castle. Kitchen and dining room "extensively damaged."

Don't worry. In magic, fire never actually burns anything. It was just there to distract you from what was really happening.

Quaker on Quaker.

When a sturdy Mennonite moves into town.