You must spread some mojo around before....

This story makes me think of a scene from Indiana Jones

Texas Model Has 'Long Road to Recovery' After Walking Into Plane Propeller

It depends on how you spin it.

I got an email from Maddie's school principal. Apparently gummy bears are the new way to sneak vodka into school. It actually amazed me how much the gummies soaked up. I wouldn't think it would absorb so much.

If they put them behind the counter and I have to go through a whole ordeal to get gummy bears I'm going to be annoyed.

This was worthy of an email home? Lemme guess... gummy bears are now banned from school?

This is news to them? We were eating candy and fruit that had been soaked in alcohol 20 years ago and I am guessing that my parents were doing so too.

Apparently they are having quite an alcohol problem this year. By October they'd had 6 arrests which is more than last year combined. Maddie seems to think it's mostly Freshman. We get some sort of email about every two weeks this year - I think we got one last year all year.

I was just impressed how much vodka one can get into a gummy bear.

Hummmm...

Headliner did ask to stop by the store to pick up a bag of gummy bears today.

Nah.

Well, when you use one of these...