Lounge of Tomorrow - WTF Stories of the Week

On the one hand, I am inclined to believe the mother in this case. It just doesn't add up that the establishment would allow such a blatant breach of law and common sense.

On the other hand, OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK OKAY LIKE THAT, LADY?!?!?!?!?!?!

SzczerbiakManiac

05-02-2012 10:44 AM

I'm confused. How can an old baseball mitt be raising a human daughter?

JWBear

05-02-2012 12:57 PM

I think she can stop. It looks like she's done cooking now.

lashbear

05-02-2012 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia - the Purveyor of truth

Tanning is the process of treating skins of animals to produce leather, which is more durable and less susceptible to decomposition. Traditionally, tanning used tannin, an acidic chemical compound from which the tanning process draws its name (tannin is in turn named for an old German word for oak or fir trees, which supplied it). Coloring may occur during tanning. A tannery is the term for a place where the skins are processed.

Nice to see someone who takes the word to heart.

Morrigoon

05-03-2012 02:20 AM

Lemme get this straight... she takes her daughter to the tanning salon, where SHE tans. Which means either:
1. Child is left unattended in another room, or
2. Child is in same room (which she claims), and one is left to assume WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION!!!

Not in the bed does not mean not exposed to the lights.

Moonliner

05-03-2012 06:59 AM

Wow. Not only are Harley's one bad ass ride, they also float.

Quote:

A Harley That Washed Up In Canada Will Be Returned To Japanese Tsunami Survivor

Kevy Baby

05-03-2012 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner (Post 360146)

Wow. Not only are Harley's one bad ass ride, they also float.

Yeah, I saw that on the news and tried to figure out how it made it over!