NOT a job I'll be applying for!
work safe but not for the faint of heart
<looks for the yammy emoticon>

Monkey Magic !!!

18 month old ordered off plane
Why? She was on a no fly list.

It's her parents fault for naming her Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

I'm in favor. More babies on no fly lists!

(Actually, I've never had a flight ruined by an actual infant. But plenty of whiny babies.)

And I'll bet some of those whiny babies were actual babies.

I doubt it.

Michael McKean was hit by a car today.

Did he hit back?