Speaking of odd chairs:

I don't want to drink that "juice". :eek:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Rest easy, Los Angeles, the pair of lungs found on the sidewalk are not human.

Phew.

while not living in LA, that really doesnt make the story tons less disturbing.

I can just picture some deranged looser with unkempt hair and glasses taped back together reaching into a large paper grocery bag, pulling out the bovine lungs he stole from the slaughterhouse where he works hosing down the blood and guts. He then carefully placed them on the sidewalk while snickering, for some unsuspecting innocent little old lady to find while she walks home with her bottle of Ripple from the corner liquor store. I'm sure he hung out behind the big blue mailbox with the tag writing on it so that he could see her startled expression, and giggle as she ran off screaming all the way home where she could call 911.

Then he went home, sat in a juicing chair, and ate the heart he stole with the lungs while watching Big Bang Theory on TV. On a wall to his left are thousands of pictures taped to the wall, mostly of the faces of the cows that got dispatched at his place of employment.

I can see it so clearly.....


Just in case you were wondering who the hell would place errant lungs on some sidewalk somewhere.....

Coast Guard says story of N.J. yacht explosion was a hoaxThe whole story

I hope they find the SOB and persecute the f**k out of him.

I hope so, too. Perhaps they needed a diversion in order to rob a bank or something.

Apparently there are enough nimrods that tweet photos of their debit cards that someone started a @needadebitcard handle that collects them as people tweet them.

Just...wow.