Driver abuses himself and speed limit, court told
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

Pfffft. Overachiever.

Geez, and I thought my unposted post* was tasteless!

Bravo. :snap: :cheers: :decap:






*I didn't know € had a conference in Canada

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americ...bus/index.html

Thank goodness I don't use public transportation...could be deadly!

Dear Matt,

1. Where is the TERRITORY? ...I hope it's like a big desert or someplace you can only hit cactii (that's plural for cactus, which is what you'd be if you hit anything harder or larger)?

2. Did he mistake his dick for the gear shift - if so, I agree with Morrigoon re over-achievement.

3. If he had one hand on the "stick" and the other on a camera, how in God's name was he steering the fvcking car?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

Big shocker here, authorities have arrested the guy.

It should make for an interesting opeing conversation with his cell mate...


"Hey welcome to the joint, what are you in for buddy."

I stabbed and decapitated the person sleeping next to me. So which bunk is yours?

Ahhh, ummmm. :eek:

What is it with this story in this thread?

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