Hmm the what now?

The video is so onion-like that I did a google to see if this was a known hoax. Apparently it is real.

Apparently he went back to the same factories here in America that Levis used to use before outsourcing to China and asked them if they could produce it at a reasonable price. They said yes and 1791 was the result.

that gave me goosebumps of horror

Meh. Protein is protein your body can't tell the difference.

poor bastard. what a crappy way to go

I thought that was "corn sugar"?

It's not just a dog: it's a PUG!