POOR Banjo!!!!

Banjo is recovering nicely now, too.

I wonder if insurance covered the treatment?

Instead of the usual story, here's a very wtf image-

See, this is why it's always good when you bring your camera to Disneyland, Matt!

So the hospital "only had so much [methenol] on hand"??? How much did they need? A quart would start to poison him. I'm sure it was administered over a bit of time, which would allow time to get more in. This story smells funny to me. Particularly with that product placement.....

I suspect this is as real as the alien abduction story on the next page.

I cann't fathom how anyone can "Accidentally mix vodka and diabetes medication"