Geraldo Rivera's bathroom selfie
Warning: You can't un-see that picture!

I don't mind the picture. He's right, he looks good for 70. Though he looks distressingly like my memory of my father (if I aged my father to 50).

That said, I'm appalled that he apparently wears those stupid red sunglasses at home, in his bathroom, while naked. From this I can only assume he wears socks while having sex.

Sure, he's in shape for a 70-year old... but he's Geraldo Rivera! I didn't need to see Geraldo Rivera half naked, no matter what his fitness level happens to be.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Amazingly bad writing. Here are the three opening sentences, and the alleged writer's byline.

One million stupider people.

You aren't always going to get quality journalism on hyperlocal news sites using non-professional labor.

Trust me, I know.

Grammar would be nice.

Heh, Headliner is away at Journalism boot camp.

Today they had a closed book spelling test that included:

The Ex-Governor of California who's also the Terminator
The newly Ex-President of Iran
The surviving Boston Bomber suspect.
The soda you drink at 10:00, 2:00 and 4:00
among others.

I would not have done well.

Good to know they're focusing on core journalism skills. Watergate almost didn't happen because Bernstein kept spelling it Ehrilkmann and so Ben Bradlee kept rejecting the stories.

Schwarzenegger (easy to remember with this helpful mnemonic: a black German-American engaging in a Halloween prank)

محمود احمدی*نژاد

Царна́ев (this one I actually knew but still copied from Wiki because I'm not set up to type Cyrillic).

I have no idea what soda is being referenced.