I have a thing. I just haven't put it on the internet.

Unless this counts.

This isn't an earth-shattering revelation: we all knew you were male

Oh, you've seen my thing? ;)

While visiting my local Ralph's last night, I happened down the laundry aisle and noticed several shelves that had huge gaps on them. In each shelf stood a sign reading, "Tide is available. Please ask at the checkout counter."

I found an employee and asked her what the deal was. She explained that Tide, and just Tide, is so frequently stolen, they have had to resort to this.

I wondered what's so special about Tide that folks want to steal it? Then I came across this.

Interesting.

Bizzare!

Darn. Somebody in the comments already made a money laundering joke.

Supposedly it's been going on for a while as the date of the article points out....

Dammit! Will the police never be able to stem the tide on this dirty business?

Oh Moonie :eek: