Some might think I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters about this thread, but, the truth is I am trying very hard not to get sucked into it.

Wasn't Lady Jane a GI Joe character.... Hrmmmmmmm..... damn the toy companies for subjecting me to such smut at such a young age, I should sue.....


favs...

Peter....

and Richard, as in Richard Cranium....

hee hee

Here's one of my favorite "bad" names and a story to go along with it: :)

A friend of mine was ending a relationship with a person who wrongly fancied herself as a seductress. The jilted one kept sending skanky text messages to my friend. My favorite went something like this: "I'm so hot, I'd die for a nice big cocksickle". That STILL provides a good laugh many moons later.

Is this the equivalent of a public game of p e n i s? You know, one person whispers the word, and then somebody says it louder, and the next dude says it even louder until someone is forced to yell it out loud in the library?

I don't know why lately I so enjoy a "chubby."

Well, I know why I enjoy it. I just don't know why it's the name that has been popping into my head. Only in a comedic sexual sense though, as it seems to suit "boinking," our preferred comic sexual verb.

Generally, though, dick is a sufficient term to grunt. Dick is all I need.

Twig and berries also a fun one, but generally not apt.

Probably wanking somewhere.


Actually, my computer took a dump on me about a month ago. Just got around to getting it fixed.

Do Macs break down, too?;)

We missed you, ya freak. Welcome back! :D

I was once in a crowd of people outside a college dorm who started playing the penis game. Nothing more pointless than playing the penis game on a college campus. Who the hell cares if you yell penis on a college campus. So after everyone got predictably bored and there was a nice lull, I yelled vagina. That got the best reaction of the night.

Anyway...back on topic...

Schlong.

i know of a very cocky guy that boastingly refers to his member as the jackhammer. what a peckerhead.;)

Wanna see my little finger? :rolleyes: