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Morrigoon 08-11-2008 09:06 PM
Matt: those are some pretty small holes in that bench there. No wonder he was lonely ;)

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 08-11-2008 09:13 PM
Somewhere in China "My name is Xiang and I'm a bench-f**ker."

Pirate Bill 08-12-2008 12:44 PM
I wonder how long it took the rescue team to stop laughing and help him.

I'm sure the vibration caused by cutting the bench free didn't help much either.

Capt Jack 08-12-2008 01:41 PM
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Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
in this particular case, it might be a good idea anyway. he obviously hasnt a clue about the care and feeding of said pee-pee

SzczerbiakManiac 08-12-2008 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 231813)
VMJ CoasterMatt, I am just about peeing my pants over that one! :D :rolleyes: :D

alphabassettgrrl 08-12-2008 03:56 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL164524920080616

Old news but I hadn't seen it until now. Guy kidnaps his ex and makes her do his dishes and his ironing. He was mad at her for leaving him.

Disneyphile 08-13-2008 02:36 PM
Sometimes, People Should Be Neutered Too

Kevy Baby 08-13-2008 03:28 PM
DP's story lead me to an even more amazing story
 
Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated on the Word “Girlfriend”

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Christopher Heck, a finalist at last week’s Scripps National Spelling Bee, was eliminated when he was unable to spell the word “girlfriend.” Bee champion David Tidmarsh then clinched the title by successfully spelling “autochthonous,” a word meaning “indigenous.”
The whole story

I was amused by the mother who said: “Last year in the Illinois state competition he was knocked out when he failed to spell ‘popularity’ correctly,” she said. “It was a word he had no concept of or experience with.”

As opposed to the person who won the contest with a word he uses every day: "autochthonous"

Alex 08-13-2008 03:34 PM
I see Sports Pickle still hasn't solved The Onion problem of funny headlines, lame articles.

alphabassettgrrl 08-13-2008 04:05 PM
Last time I was up at Basset Rescue the lady told us some horror stories about situations from which they'ver rescued animals. One volunteer out on a rescue called her in a panic, the conditions were so horrific, wondering if there was anything she could or should do. Answer- you can't help the people. Grab the dogs and take them where they'll be safe.


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