Some of the girls I've been with have referred to mine as "is that it?"

ooooo - how easy to transform this into the "crowded theater game"

to bring things back on topic:

"Fire of my Loins"

I'd have more names, but I don't talk with my mouth full.

Are you sure you didn't mean cumming up next week? :p

C o c k. Dick. That's it for me. Anything else would make me giggle, and that's the last thing I wanna do when gettin' my swerve on. ;)

I'm all for a good giggle. If we can't giggle over out naughty bits, what are we going to do when someone farts in bed? And by "someone" I mean the cat, of course.

Hahaha! To be honest, after I posted, I thought, wait, I giggle bunches. :) Nobody is more immature then I esepcially when it comes to sexual innuendos. Teehee! :D

I just can't see myself personally whispering in my lover's ear, "You make me so hot. Let me taste your one eyed snake."

I'd burst out laughing. In a good way, mind you. But that would kinda ruin my mood. I so don't like the word lover, either. I used it for lack of a better term.

I'll do a field experiment and use all of these in bed. I'll start the c o c k poll and see which works the most magic. If it's anything Monty Python, I'll weep. :p ;)

I'm teasing!!!! And my late best friend used to taunt me about being absolutely clueless about all things Python.

:snap:

Oh, I call my Hubster this when I am not pleased. He knows to shorten it... See, his name is Richard.....

Parents make up all sorts of names for different things...

I have no idea where this one came from:

Dingo Dog.

Now when talking with an adult...well, we don't actually discuss the actual physical appearance of 'it'. More like the whole package. Package. LOL How is it wrapped...tight jeans, etc. Hot MF or what? Is he do worthy, etc.

Oh, that is with my gal pals, of course.

:eek: :evil:

and then of course there are all the code word/phrases for use in polite company.

For example when a woman says:

"I love a good sense of humor"

we all know this is really just code for:

"I love a really big c o c k"

But you do surf the web. Interesting.