Barbie Girl

(I actually had to dance to that in high school. Shudder.)

No! I can't believe I married you :(

I totally agree with you. Why is that?

The 'My Cat Has Knees' song.

You can combat this song by shouting the following during the "heys"

dododododod "HIGH"
dodododododo "SCHOOL"
dododododod "BAND"
dododdodo "HIGH SCHOOL BAND!"

That's what we used to do when an opposing band would play this at Stanford football games. Works like a charm.


I really hate most things by Dionne Warwick, like "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"

Oh, and I must point out that those cowboys are not gay (the billboard ones, at any rate ... I still have hope for the one zapppop posted and, if dreams come true, will be bringing home to play with us).

But the billboard cowpokes ... what makes anyone think they're gay? Especially since one shirtless cowboy is posed with a scantily clad female hanging over him like a lasso on a billboard in L.A.

Sorry, but unless some of the Long Beach billboards show said cowboys hand-in-hand, or locked-to-lip, or branding one another on the butt ... I have to assume that they are, in fact, straight cowboys.


So, ladies, are they less hot now?






oh, and um, linking this to hated songs ... since Not Afraid bestowed the lovely Cat Knees song upon my mind, I will counter with 'Spurs That Jingle Jangle Jingle.' Take that!

I thought the idea was that the billboards were trying to appeal to gay folk and not that the models were gay.
???

Ask any gay man in Long Beach who those billboards are marketing too. Beard or no beard, those billboards are targeting LB's significant gay popularion.

"Mmm Bop" by Hanson

"Macarena" by whoever recorded that POS

"Axel F" by Crazy Frog

"Los del Rio" and "Los del Mar" were the two biggest hit versions, but sadly there were more.

Is this a remake of the Harold Faltermeyer version (the original version from the movie)?