The Worst Song of All Time!

Capt Jack · 04-21-2006, 08:59 AM

Inspired by this article I thought I'd run it by you kind swanky folk and get your opinions.

Now, the rules being...
Top 40-ish at some point...bascially, a song everyone loathes....erm, I mean knows.
If you want to, pick various ones from different eras or even genres....just make sure they truly suck.

(ok, mostly....just a 'fill up a friday' sorta thread)

readyyyyy..............GO!

Gemini Cricket · 04-21-2006, 09:02 AM

"I Just Called to Say I Love You" ~ Stevie Wonder
Overplayed!

"At this Moment" ~ Billy Vera and the Beaters
Bleh!

Ghoulish Delight · 04-21-2006, 09:06 AM

Dunno if it's "worst of all time", but "worst of the moment" is Beverly Hills (which I've just discovered is by Weezer...I never did like Weezer all that much). At the risk of being over dramatic, it makes me want to puncture my ear drums every time I hear it. In fact, I'm on the verge of giving you bad mojo, Cap'n, just because you've made me think of it.

Capt Jack · 04-21-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

In fact, I'm on the verge of giving you bad mojo, Cap'n, just because you've made me think of it.

now now, dont be a hater.

think of it as.....theraputic purging

Isaac · 04-21-2006, 10:00 AM

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Scrooge McSam · 04-21-2006, 10:35 AM

(My Girl Wants To) Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy

AllyOops! · 04-21-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

(My Girl Wants To) Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy

I LOVE that song! It sucks so good!! That and Heartbeat by Don Johnson. Just the absolute bestest.

Here are my picks:

Sometimes When We Touch~ Dan Hill
"You ask me if I love you & I CHOKE on my reply. I'd rather hurt you honestly then mislead you with a lie". GAG!! Then, we have to hear about how he's a "hesitant prize fighter trapped within his youth." Not only that, he wants to hold me '"till I die, 'till we both break down and cry." Who swoons over THAT ?!?! Strap on a set and learn to love, you whiney p*ssy. Still, a-hole, you made it to my Ipod because I learned to loathe you in a sweet, sentimental way.

Afternoon Delight~ Starland Vocal Band
A ballad about a NOONER. However, this one has grown on me because even the most hideous songs can become sentimental if played during a ..special moment. So, now I like this song.

Rico Suave~ Gerardo
My only addiction has to do with the female species..I eat 'em raw like sushi. ACK. Keep your lusty sushi hole far from me, amigo.

I Wanna Sex You Up~ Color Me Badd
This is just bad..er, Badd.

Close My Eyes Forever~ Ozzy Osbourne & Lita Ford
Some people should never attempt ballads. Ever. EVER. You don't see Judas Priest covering Sometimes When We Touch 2006 and good golly, there's a reason for that.

I love this Thread.

Disneyphile · 04-21-2006, 11:16 AM

How about from an artist that everyone knows:

"John John" by Yoko Ono

Not Afraid · 04-21-2006, 11:35 AM

I'm afraid to even start thinking about bad songs because I'll sing them all day.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-21-2006, 12:12 PM

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy." I hope I never hear it again.

Oh, and all the rest of popish country music period

04-21-2006, 08:59 AM	#1
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	The Worst Song of All Time! Inspired by this article I thought I'd run it by you kind swanky folk and get your opinions. Now, the rules being... Top 40-ish at some point...bascially, a song everyone loathes....erm, I mean knows. If you want to, pick various ones from different eras or even genres....just make sure they truly suck. (ok, mostly....just a 'fill up a friday' sorta thread) readyyyyy..............GO! __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	"I Just Called to Say I Love You" ~ Stevie Wonder Overplayed! "At this Moment" ~ Billy Vera and the Beaters Bleh!
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dunno if it's "worst of all time", but "worst of the moment" is Beverly Hills (which I've just discovered is by Weezer...I never did like Weezer all that much). At the risk of being over dramatic, it makes me want to puncture my ear drums every time I hear it. In fact, I'm on the verge of giving you bad mojo, Cap'n, just because you've made me think of it. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	Black Eyed Peas - My Humps __________________
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Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	(My Girl Wants To) Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	How about from an artist that everyone knows: "John John" by Yoko Ono
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I'm afraid to even start thinking about bad songs because I'll sing them all day.
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	"Save a horse, ride a cowboy." I hope I never hear it again. Oh, and all the rest of popish country music period __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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