I was going to say something witty here but it kept coming off stupid. Thanks for the laugh Alex.

Was he dead too?

Actually, I was surprised at how gimpy he was and that he was shorter than someone he was shaking hands with who didn't seem that tall.

First time I've seen George HW Bush look like a really old man (which, of course, he is).

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26559643/&GT1=43001

Heh. At what point do you realize this is a problem and put a sign in your front yard warning people that the parrot makes human sounding cries?

Hmm, the perfect crime. Train a bird to do this a few times, get the neighborhood used to it and the police sick of coming out, pop a sign in the front yard...then let the fun begin!

Actually, that thought had occurred to me... something along the lines of those people who keep other people prisoner for decades.

More of a link then a news story and totally NSFW! You should be intrigued but forwarned - I give you the Hooter Shooter.

Yuck.

Gallagher hurt after stage attack

Sadly, not the one you were thinking of.