I might not have been the one I was thinking of, but it couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.

I've still got my money on a Liam/Noel murder suicide.

Never heard of either the band or the person so definitely not the one I was thinking of.

So when you said it was one I wasn't thinking of I picked Peter Gallagher title holder in the category "Creepiest Lips in Hollywood (Non Jolie)."

Damn. I was thinking, "Sledge-o-Matic Strikes Back!" :(

Interestingly, even if had been the one you were thinking of, it still mightn't have been the one you were thinking of. His younger brother, who looks almost identical too him, the lucky guy, stole his act and toured. Though the younger brother lost in court over it, so theoretically he's no longer doing so.

These guys are so not bacon:

Burglars Wake Men with Spice Rub.

That was so starnge and odd - and I just had to laugh! Rubbed with spices and smacked with a sausage!

So, the money was recovered, but what about the sausage? Were they able to link it to the thief? Will they still be grinding away for evidence in the coming months?

Dude, Fresno is fuuuucked uuuuup.

Yes it is!

Life Endangering or Life Preserving?
 

A Big Mac a day since 1972 prolong life? Or is it just cause he's from Wisconsin, 3984?

I think if it were me, and if I'd had that kind of obesssion, I would have died in 1977.

A Big Mac a Day Keeps the Doctor Away?