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Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels.
Watkins underwent surgery Sept. 8, 2004, for a newly diagnosed rectal tumor, during which Casiano made the mistake, according to his lawsuit against the Foris Surgical Group.

Um, how exactly was he smoking those cigarettes?

CoasterMatt

09-24-2008 06:07 PM

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

Quote:

The suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.

CoasterMatt

09-24-2008 06:12 PM

Got Milk?

Quote:

Eight to 10 members of an Arizona State University fraternity are believed to have caused a car accident by vomiting milk onto traffic below an ASU footbridge on University Drive Tuesday night.

CoasterMatt

09-24-2008 08:19 PM

Here's an illustration to go with the ASU Milk story-

Spoiler:

innerSpaceman

09-24-2008 08:28 PM

Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish"

But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.

CoasterMatt

09-24-2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 241732)

Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish"

But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.

That made me feel all warm and, something. :)

Capt Jack

09-24-2008 08:34 PM

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